Friday, August 08, 2008

Favorite Actor Tournament Finals: Round 1, #14 – 8/28/08

Please choose one of the following actors to advance to round 2.

9) Kevin Spacey
53) Matt Damon

Kevin Spacey was too much for the young upsart, as he came away with a 6-1 victory over one of the most popular actors going at the moment. Could this be a sign of things to come?

Winner:

Kevin Spacey

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Kevin Spacey, if only for Kaiser Soza.

Wulfgar111 said...

This is a terrible matchup for Matt Damon. He is one of the best actors of his generation in my opinion, but at this point in his career he can't hold a candle to Kevin Spacey.

"You don't get to tell me what to do ever again."

"Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing."

"Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here."

"And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink. "

"Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus."

"What sick ridiculous puppets we are / and what gross little stage we dance on / What fun we have dancing and fucking / Not a care in the world / Not knowing that we are nothing / We are not what was intended."

"Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention."

"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"

"After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone."

"Say this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?"... Good. Now memorize it, because starting tomorrow, the only job that you're going to be able to get is selling SHOES!"

"You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you!"

"Once you get past the "oops, he caught us" stage and realize we're both fucked, let me know, okay?"

"Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH?"

Unknown said...

Gotta go with Keyser Soze...I mean Kevin Spacey

"After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that... he's gone."

Anonymous said...

Matt Damon

Anonymous said...

Kevin Spacey